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Dear Alec Baldwin…

Earlier this month Ben & Jerry’s launched a flavor called “Schweddy Balls”, inspired by one of the best SNL sketches of all time starring Alec Baldwin.  Grumpy, no-fun moms everywhere are...

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Dear Tom Cruise…

Sure he’s weird, believes in aliens, is in a fake hetero-sexual marriage, and wouldn’t have lasted very long growing up in the Lillis household with my mom’s “no jumping on the couch” rule, there’s at...

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Dear Jonah Hill…

Today, on National Coming Out Day, the former-fatty-turned-awkwardly-svelte Jonah Hill broke up with his girlfriend of three years.  Here’s a factual list I completely made up for you: TOP 3 WORST...

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Dear Bradley Cooper…

I honestly can’t believe I’ve been writing this blog for a whole year now and have never once written to Bradley Cooper.  I’ve written to Anderson Cooper (twice) which is kinda the same thing since...

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Dear Clint Eastwood…

So I’m watching the Superbowl… just lovin’ life, throwing back some beers, eating 1000′s of calories worth of guacamole and enjoying some high production value commercials with my pals. It was just...

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Dear Billy Crystal…

I wonder if, when people ask Billy’s comedian friends about his comedy, they reply with “um, yeah he’s really… nice.”

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Dear George Clooney…

George Clooney was arrested this morning. (Because that’s what we need… fewer George Clooneys on the street. Rest easy, America!) He was arrested for protesting the plight of the people of Sudan. I...

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Dear Eddie Murphy…

Yesterday Forbes put out their annual List of the Most Overpaid Actors in Hollywood and Eddie Murphy landed the number one spot. Based on the last three movies he was in, for every dollar he was paid,...

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Dear Stephen Baldwin…

Stephen Baldwin got arrested for tax evasion and took what will go down in history as the most amazing mug shots ever. Sparkling ice-blue eyes with a focused gaze, lips just slightly pursed to make...

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Dear Denzel Washington…

Uhm. Spoiler alert? I saw Flight over the weekend starring Denzel Washington playing a pilot who really likes to party.  Like reeeeaally likes to party.  Like gets trashed the night before, the...

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